Q : what do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle? a : your great-ant!
Q : who was the most famous ant scientist? a : albert antstein!
Q : what games to ants play with elephants? a : squash!
Q : what do you call an ant who can't find his way back home? a : incogniz-ant
Q : why are ants bad at spelling? a : they only know conson-ants
Q : what do you call a 100 year old ant? a : an antique!
Q : what kind of ant can you colour with? a : a crayant!
Q : what do you call an ant who likes to be alone? a : an independent
Q : who is the most famous french ant? a : napoleant!
Q : what do you call an ant with lots of bling? a : extravag-ant
Q : did you hear about the ant that wasn't allowed in the catholic church? a : he was protest-ant.
Q : why did the ant-elope? a : nobody gnu!