Animal Jokes

Q : what kind of ants are very learned? a : pedants!

Q : what did the pink panther say when he stepped on the ant? a : deadant deadant deadant deadant.

Q : what do you call a well-dressed ant? a : elegant!

Q : if three ants are lost in a jungle. who do u call to find them? a : the minister of finance.(find-ants)

Q : what do you call an ant who can't play the piano? a : discordant!

Q : what kind of ant is good at maths? a : an accountant!

Q : where do ants go for their holidays? a : frants!

Q : what do you call an ant who skips school? a : a truant!

Q : what do you get if you cross some ants with some tics? a : all sorts of antics!

Q : what do you call an ant in space? a : cosmonants & astronants!

Q : what medicine would you give an ill ant? a : antibiotics!

Q : what is smaller than an ant's dinner? a : an ant's mouth!