Chuha party me 4 pack laga ke mast tha billi-aj party na hoti to main tujhe kha jati chuha-chali ja sali warna log kahenge nashe me aurat pe hath utha diya.
Zindagi ki sabse mithi yaad ho aap, mehke huwe phoolo ki khusbhu ho aap, jindagi me bahut dost mile, unme sabse "alag aur khaas" ho aap.
Chhota rasta bhi lamba lagne lagta hai jab koi saath nahi hota... . . . . . . . . aur lamba rasta 1 dam chhota ho jata hai jab kutta piche padh jata hai.
Do bachhe jangal me potti kar rahe the... . . tab ek sher aata h ist boy chottu !!!!! tu dar to nahi raha 2nd boy -- nahi yaar !!! mai nahi darta hu 1st boy-- to fir apni dho na meri kyo dho raha hai
1 aadmi ne zoo me 3 langauge bolne wala tota dekha, jo englsh,hindi or garhwali bolta tha. usne tino language test krne k liye pucha admi: who r u? tota: i'm a parrot. admi: tum kaun ho? tota: mai tota hu. . admi: tu ku che? tota: tyar buba cho, jab 1bar batayal ta sala, bar-bar kile puchnu che re.
Chuho ki geng talwr le kr bhag rhi thi sher ne pucha kya hua 1chuha bola udhr hathi ki beti ko kisi ne propos kia or nam hamara aya h lashe bicha denge salo ki.
Cheeta cigarette ka kash lagane hi wala tha ki achanak chuha wahan aaya aur bola, bhai chhod do nasha, aao mere sath, dekho jungle kitna khubsurat hai.. cheetah chuhe ke sath chal diya.. aage hathi cocaine le raha tha, chuha fir bola, bhai chhod do nasha, aao mere sath, dekho jungle kitna khubsurat hai.. hathi bhi sath chal diya.. aage sher whisky pene ki tayari kar raha tha, . . chuhe ne usse bhi woi kaha.. sher ne glass side par rakha aur chuhe ko 5-6 thappad mare.. . . . . hathi bola:" kyun maar rahe ho is bechare ko ?? . . sher bola:"ye saala roz charas peekar aise hi sabko puri raat jungle ghumata hai.
Agar kutto ka t.v pr 1 channel ho toh,s ocho usme serials ke nam kuch aise honge. yahan main ghr ghr bhonki .kaat khana sathiya .agle janam mohe kutiya hi kijo .main kutiya tere aangan ki ye kutta kya kahlata h .ek hajaro m meri kutiya h .afsar kutiya is kutte ko kya naam du bade kutte lgte hai.
Best catchline ever on the wall of canteen: this food must be good.. ten thousand flies cant be wrong!
2 tigers were resting under a tree suddenly a rabbit passed very fast tiger could nt make out & asked "wht ws tht?" 2nd tiger smiled & said: . . . . . . . "fast food"
A man on a business trip in mexico decides to take in a bull fight. after the event, he stops in to the little dive next to the venue called "the matador". as he checks out the menu trying to decide what he wants he sees a waiter bring a dish to another customer. the dish is spaghetti with these two huge meat balls. when the waiter comes to his table, he inquires. "that is the matador special" replies the waiter. "spaghetti and bull testicles. we get them after the bull fight. it is exquisite!" "that's what i'll have!" says the businessman. "i'm very sorry senor, but that dish is only available once per day". disappointed, the man orders another dish and plans to try again the next day. so again, the next day he goes to the bull fights, and afterwards stops into the dive. just as the waiter is coming to his table, he sees another waiter bringing the "matador special" to another customer who was there before him. "damn!" he says to himself. "and tomorrow's my last day here." so the next day, he skips the bull fight, and stands in line at the cafe. he is the first one seated, and proudly proclaims, "i'll have the matador special!" "very well, senor!" responds the waiter. soon afterwards, the waiter brings out his dish, but the meat balls are disappointingly small. very small, as a matter of fact. "what's with this!" the now angry man shouts. "i'm very sorry, senor" said the waiter, "but the bull does not always lose!"
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. it read, anyone who can make my horse laugh will have all the drinks they want on the house. so this guy walks in and asks if he can give it a try. the bartender says sure. the cowboy walks out there and whispers something in the horse's ear. the horse starts laughing hysterically. the guys walks in and the bartender gives him the drinks. the next night the same guy and the same thing happens. the third night the sign is changed to making the horse cry. the guy goes out side and a few minutes later he comes back in and the horse is crying. the bartender says 'o.k. you can have your drinks but first tell me what you did to make my horse laugh.' the cowboy said, 'i told him my privates are bigger than his.' 'o.k. but how did you make him cry?' the cowboy replied, 'i proved it to him.'