Ek baar ek hathi jangle me ja rha tha ... rakte me do chuhe mile . to hathi bola bhai muje bi sath me le lo muje dar lag rha hai... to chuha bola dekh lena phir kahi teri maa tuje daante ke .... gundo ke sath tu phir rahne lga..
Tm kia ho . . . . . . . . . . . . . . tmy nai pta . . . . . . . . . . tm insan ho jnb dangar thori ho jo tm bany ja rahy ho nich a k choror yar tm b na.
Q: how to kill an ant? asked in exam for 15 marks.. student's answer: mix chilli powder with sugar & keep it outside the ants hole. after eating, ant will search for some water near a water tank. push ant in to it. now ant will go to dry itself near fire. when it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire. then admit wounded ant in icu. remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant. moral: don't play with students they can do anything for 15 marks.
Ek hathi ek gaddhe me gir gayi.. us gaddhe ke sare medhak bahar aa gaye par ek medhak hathi ke uper bacha tha... to dusre medhak ne us medhak se kaha "daba ke rakh sale ko duba ke marenge
Chuhe ka sehra suhana lagta hai chuhe ka dil dewaana lagta hai pal bhar mai katar dete hai kapde k. har kapda purana lagta.
School mein master ji ne chote santa se poocha: jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.? aur jawab aayi: . . . . . kami- na
Machchhar ka bachcha paheli baar uda. jab wapis aaya to baap ne pucha,kaisa laga? machchhar-bahut achchha,jaha b gaya log taliya baja rahe the
Shaadi ki aas ek chaurahe par do gadho ki mulakat ho gayi. pehla gadha khoob tandhrust tha, lekin dusra bahut kamzor tha.tandrust gadhe ne dusre gadhe se pucha tum itne kamzor kese ho gaye? kya karu dost? kamjor gadhe ne jawab diya , ek to mera malik mujhse poora din kaam karwata he aur phir mujhe bharpet khane ko bhi nahi deta. uper se mujhe maar bhi padti he. oh!yah baat he.pehla gadha bola , tum apne maalik ke ghar se bhaag kyu nahi niklte. baat darasal ye he ki mera maalik kabhi kabhi apni beti ko bhi peetta he aur us samay vah usse kahta he -badmaash me teri shaadi isi gadhe se kar doonga .kewal isi aasha me mei waha se nahi bhaag raha hu.
Tiger- hum in discovery channel walo se bahut pareshan hai monkey- kyu kya hua? tiger- are koi privacy nahi rahi na, phir kahte hai tiger kam ho rahe hai.
Jangal me ek chita bidi pi raha tha.. tabhi ek chuha waha par aaya aur bola bhai,nasha karna chhod do. aao mere sath aur dekho jangal kitna sundar hai. chita ne bidi phenk di aur chuhe ke pichhe chal diya.. aage chalkar ek hathi mila jo kokin le raha tha.. chuhe ne hathi se kaha, nasha karna buri baat hai.. aao mai tumhe dikhata hu ki humara jangal kitna sundar hai.. hathi bhi kokin phenk kar chuhe ke pichhe-pichhe chal diya... aage chale to dekha ek sher whiski ka peg marne ja raha hai.. chuhe ne sher ko bhi gyan diya.. chuhe ki baat sunkar sher peg rakh diya.. phir 4-5 chate jad diye.. hathi ko gussa aa gaya, kyu mara use? sher ne kaha - is sale ne kal bhi bhang pikar mujhe 3 ghante jangal me ghumaya tha...
Gadha- mera malik bahut marta hai! kutta- toh tu bhag kyoon nahi jata ??? gadha- uski khoobsoorat ladki ? jab padhai ? nai karti toh woh kehta hai ki "teri shadi ? gadhe se kara dunga" bas isi umeed pe tika hoon !!!
Ek baar ek chinti hathi ke upar beth kr ja rahi hoti h. raste me kaccha pul aa jata hai. usko dekh ke chinti boli cross kr lega ya main utru