Animal Jokes

Q : what kind of computer does a worm have? a : a macintosh.

Q : what happens when a mexican gets to the worm? a : he passes out.

Q : why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? a : because the early bird catches the worm.

Q : what eats laptops? a : computer worms.

Q : how can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? a : it has a blue light!

Q : how can you tell which end of a worm is which? a : tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

Q : how do you make a glow worm happy? a : cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!

Q : what does a bookworm do during a baseball game? a : worm the bench.

Q : what did the worm say to the other when he was late home? a : where in earth have you been!

Q : when should you stop for a glow worm? a : when he has a red light!

Q: what do you get when you cross a yak and kanye west? a: a constant yapper.

Q: did you hear about the yak who got into a car accident? a: he wrecked his cadill-yak.