Animal Jokes

Q: how do you get a yak drunk? a: with a bottle of cogn-yak.

Q: what do you call the yak mafia? a: yak-uza.

Q: what do you call an animal serial killer? a: yak the ripper.

Q: what do you call a yak that is full of himself? a: egomani-yak.

Q: what do you call a yak fortune teller? a: zodi-yak.

Q: how do you know there is a yak in the fridge? a: you cannot shut the door.

Q: what do you call a yak that can chisel concrete? a: yakhammer.

Q: how do you get a yak to reproduce? a: with an aphrodisi-yak.

Q: how does a yak win the lottery? a: by hitting the yak-pot.

Q: what do you call a yak know it all? a: braini-yak.

Q: what does a zebra and michael jackson have in common? a: they can't decide whether to be black or white!

Q: what did the blonde name her pet zebra? a: spot!