Gadi Mag Kar Le Jaane Wale Patrol Dalvayen Ya Na Dalvayen Lekin Gyan Jarur Deke Jayenge ... . . . . . . . . "Bhai Gadi Sarvis Mag Rahi Hai"A
What is common between a Cardiologist and Gabbar Singh? Both say, . .. ... .... "Tunhe Namak Khaya Hai, Ab Goli Kha!"
Gabbar: Ye Haath Mujhe de de, Thakur. Thakur: Le le... mere haath lele... Basanti ke bhi le le... Jai aur Veeru ke bhi lele... Ramu Kaka ke bhi le le... Octopus ban ja, Kutte! . .. ... Gabbar: Sorry yaar, tu to emotional ho geya!
How does a female camel expresses her love for the male camel? . .. ... Ni Main Cameli Cameli; Ni Main Cameli Cameli; Ni Main Cameli Mere Yaar Di!
Suraj Se Achha Tara Kohi Nahi; Humaraa Jaisa Rishta Aur Nahi! Chahe Saari Duniyaa Me Dhund Lo; Mere Jaisa Pyaara... . .. ... .... Aur Tumhare Jaisa Aawaraa Aur Koi Nahi!
Pankaja Munde, Smriti Irani, Sushma Swaraj aur Vasundhara Raje,... Ek Baat Toh Nischit Ho Gayi Hai - Modi Ji Ki Kundli Mein "Aurat Sukh" Nahi Likha Hai!