Modern Mehmangiri: When guests visit your home, you should be a good host and ask "Kya lenge? Chai? Cold Drink? Ya... . . . . . . . Wi-Fi Password?"
He: Hi! She: I have a boyfriend. He: And I have your boyfriend. Police Station Se Bol Raha Hun, Ladkiyan Chedte Hue Pakda Geya Hai, Aa Kar Le Jao!
Teacher: Where is your homework? Pappu: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!
Teacher: Pappu, your ideas are like diamonds. Pappu: You mean they're so valuable? Teacher: No, I mean they're so rare!