Santa Aur Banta Sath Men Kahin Ja Rahe The Ek Ladki Pas Se Nikali Banta: Wah Yaar! Kya Maal Hai Santa: Are Yaar Mal Se Yaad Aaya Bhabhi Kaisi Hai?
Ek Baar Santa Ki Nai-Nai Shadi Hui Lekin Fir Bhi Vah Sham Ko Kafi Der Tak Daftar Men Hi Baitha Rahta Ek Din Uske Boss Ne Usse Pucha "Yaar Santa Abhi Tumhari Nai-Nai Shadi Hui Hai Fir Bhi Tum Der Tak Daftar Men Hi Baithe Rahate Ho Kya Baat Sab Thik To Hai?" Santa: Bilkul Sar Darasal Bat Yah Hai Ki Meri PatNi Bhi Naukari Karti Hai Aur Ham Donon Men Se Jo Bhi Ghar Pahle Pahunchata Hai Khana Use Hi Banana Padata Hai Bas Isiliye!
Banta: Yaar Santa Aisi Kaun Si Chij Hai Jo Tumhare Aakhon Ke Samne Hain Fir Bhi Pahunch Se Door Hai? Santa: Yaar Vo Hamari 'Padosan'a
Boys at a Wedding: Boy 1: Yaar, Peeli Wali Meri Boy 2: Achha, Phir Laal Wali Meri Boy 3: Saalo, Kuch To Sharam Karo. Laal Wali Ki Hi Shaadi Pe Aaye Hain!