How does a female camel expresses her love for the male camel? . .. ... Ni Main Cameli Cameli; Ni Main Cameli Cameli; Ni Main Cameli Mere Yaar Di!
Ek Ladki Ke Mana Karne Pe Itna Dukh Nahi Hota, Jitna Ek Dost Ke Yeh Kehne Pe Hota Hai Ki... . . . . . . . Yaar, Aaj Rehne De Kal Piyenge!
Santa: Banta, Ek Baat Bata? Banta: Kya? Santa: Yaar, Iss #PornBan Ke Baad, Kya Khajuraho Temple Jaane Ki Koi Manahi Toh Nahin!
Santa to Banta: Yaar, Sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi kya karu! Santa: “Message sending fail” likh ke bhej de.