Ek Bag Men Ladka Ladki Se: Tumhari Aakhon Me Mujhe Sari Duniya Nazar Aati Hai Tabhi Wahan Se Ek Sharaarti Ladka Nikala Aur Bola "Yaar Dekh To Kahin Pokemon Dikh Raha Hai Kya?"
Santa Ko Ek Trak Ne Piche Se Takkar Maar Di! Banta: Yaar Jo Hona Tha Vah Ho Gaya! Par Tu Abhi Tak Itna Dara Hua Kyon Hai? Santa: Yaar Trak Ke Piche Likha Tha "Fir Milenge"!
Santa: Yaar Main Do Mushkilon Me Fas Gaya Hu! Banta: Vo Kaise? Santa: Bivi Mekap Kare To Kharcha Bardasht Nahin Hota Aur N Kare To Biwi Bardasht Nahin Hoti!
Banta: Yaar Suraj Rat Ko Kyon Nahin Nikalata? Santa: Kya Pata Nikalata Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Kuch Dikhai Nahin Deta
Santa: Aaj Tere Mobile Pe Bade "I Lov U" Ke Masaj A Rahe Hain Kya Baat Hai? Banta: A Kuchh Nahin Yaar Apni Aisi Kismat Kaha Aaj Bivi Ka Mobile Laya Hu
Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Maisej Kis Kaam Aate Hain? Banta: Hum Jaise Logon Ke Likhne Ke Kaam Aate Hain Aur Kanjuso Ke Padhne Ke Kaam Aate Hain