Santa: Tujhe Apna Laptop Bada Karvana Chahiye! Banta: Ha Yaar To Fir Ismen Se Vindo Nikalwa Ke Darvaja Lagva Laun?
Santa: Yaar Jab Main Maru To Mere Matam Par Samne Wale Padosiyon Ko Jarur Bulana Banta: Kyon? Santa: Yaar Us Ghar Ki Auraten Laash Se Lipat-Lipat Kar Roti Hain
Banta: Are Aapke Ghar Me Aag Lag Gai Hai Aur Aap Yahan Baithe Ho Santa: Tum Bhi Ajib Ho Yaar Chabi Mere Pas Hai Aag Kaise Lag Sakti Hai
Santa Langadata Hua Ja Raha Tha Aur Usake Kapade Fate Hue The Banta Ne Pucha: Kya Hua Bhai? Yah Halat Kaise Hui Tumhari? Santa: Kya Bataun Yaar Bivi Ko Mujhe Pitwane Ki Na Tarkib Sujhi Thi! Banta: Kaisi Tarkib? Santa: Bivi Ne Mujhe Jhadu Kharidne Bheja Tha Vapas A Raha Tha To Bijepi Karyakartaon Ne Mujhe 'Aap' Ka Karyakarta Samajh Liya!
Banta: Yaar Main Do Baar Tere Restorent Men Aaya Par Donon Bar Tala Laga Hua Tha Santa: Tu Lanch Time Men Aaya Hoga Us Samay Ham Khana Khane Ghar Chale Jaate Hain!
Buhut Ho Gayi Kulfi Yaar; Ab ki Baar... . . . . . . . . Chocobar! Modi Sarkaar Ban Chuki, Abb Garmi se Bachne ka Fikar Karo!