Din Men Karoge To Sust Rahoge; Rat Men Karoge To Chust Rahoge; Roj Karoge Khush Rahoge; Dinraat Karoge Tandurust Rahoge; Kya? SMS Yaar
Pathan: Mera Yaar Aaya Hai Chay To Bana Do! Begam: Main Nahin Bana Rahi! Pathan: Bana De N Jab Tera Yaar Aayega To Main Bhi Bana Dunga!
Pappu: Yaar Pariksha Ki Sari Taiyari Ho Gai! Banti: Yah To Bahut Badhiya Baat Hai! Pappu: Ha! Pen Pencil Skal Rabada Sab Taiyar Hain Bas Ab Padhana Baki Hai!
Sindhi(Pathan Se): Yaar Tumhara Janmadin Kab Aata Hai? Pathan: Nahin Yaar Mera Janmdin Nahin Aata Sindhi: Aisa Kaise Ho Sakta Hai? Janmadin To Sabka Aata Hai Pathan: Vo Main Raat Ko Paida Hua Tha Isliye Mera Janm Din Nahin Aata
Banti: Yaar Bata Sar Ka Maisej Aaya Hai Ki Aaj Se Atirikt (Extra) Class Lagegi Kya Karu? Pappu: Masaj Sending Feld (Sandesh Bhejane Men Vifal) Likhkar Bhej De!
Banti : Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Hai Fir Tujhe Ab Tak Dadhimmunch Kyon Nahin I? Pappu: Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maan Par Gaya Hun