Santa: agar wo meri nahi hui to.. main usko kisi aur ki nahi hone dunga!! Banta: agar wo teri ho gai to sabko dega??
Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga.. Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho? Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the. Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga.. Biwi: ab kya hua… Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!
Zindgi me Hmesha 1 Baat YAAD Rakho Kbhi kisi ka Dil nhi todna chahye. Qk DiL 1 hi hota hai Todna hi h to uski HADDIYA todo 206 hoti he
1 Aadmi Apni Biwi se bola- Raja Dashrath ki 3 Raniya thi is hisab se me 2 Shadi or ker skta hu Biwi- Karlo Bas itna yaad rkhna ki Draupdi ke 5 Pati bhi the
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si, Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa, jab tere chehre par haath fera , Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila…
Unhe yeh shikwa hai ki hum unhe yaad karte hi nahi, par unhe ye kaun samjaye ki hum unhe yad kaise kare jinhe hum bhoolte hi nahi.