Dost: Oye Pathan Tere Chhote Bhai Ki Muche Hain Aur Teri Nahin? Pathan: Isme Kya Badi Baat Hai "Vo Abbu Pe Gaya Hai Aur Main Ammi Pe"
Garlfrend: Main Maa Banne Wali Ho Pappu: Nahin Garlfrend: Abe Sun To Le Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Propose Kiya Hai Aur Main Teri Maa Banne Wali Ho
Pappu Peper Dete Samay: A Ve Ho Gaya A Ve Ho Gaya A Ve Ho Gaya . . . Aur Result Aane Par: O Teri A Ki Ho Gaya
Adhyapika: Main Teri Jaan Nikaal Dungi Iski English Kya Hogi? Pappu (Gusse Men) Bola: English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi Tu Hath To Laga Ke Dikha
Techer (Pappu Se): Kapada Kise Kahte Hain? Pappu: Ji Pata Nahi Techer: Teri Yah Nikkar Kis Chij Ki Bani Hai? Pappu: Ji Papa Ki Purani Pant Ki
Aye Samundar Jarurat Nahin Teri In Laharon Ki; Jindagi Men Tufaan Laane Ke Liye Gharwali Hi Kafi Hai!