Mana Ki Teri Najar Men Kuchh Bhi Nahin Ho... Meri Ahmiyat Unse Puch . . . . . . . . . Jinke Paise Dene Hain
Ek Baba Ne Awaz Lagai Bahan Roti De Do Baba Bhukha Hai Andar Se Bande Ki Awaz I Teri Bahan Mayke Gai Hai Aaj Tera Jija Bhi Bhukha Hai
Ek Anti Kok Pi Rahi Thi Usamen Ek Kida Gir Gaya Anti Ne Use Nikala To Kida Bola Maa Anti: Tumne Mujhe Maa Kyon Kaha? Kida Bola: Main Teri Kok Se Nikala Hu Maa
Aaj To Apmaan Karne Ki Saari Haden Paar Ho Gayi Aaj Maine Ek Ladki Ko Message Kiya Kaha Ho? Usane Reply Kiya Teri Aukat Ke Bahar
Ek Din Santa Jangal Ke Raste Se Ja Raha Tha "To Chudail Ne Use Roka Aur Kaha Ha Ha Ha..Main Chudail Hu" Santa Bola "Mujhe Pata Hai Kyonki Teri Ek Bahan Meri Bivi Hai
Santa Doctor Se: Meri Patni Ki Yaddasht Nihayat Vahiyat Hai Doctor: Har Baat Bhul Jaati Hai Kya? Santa: Nahin Ji Har Baat Yaad Rakhti Hai