Ek Pathan Par Bijali Ke Taar Gir Gai! Pathan Tadap Tadap Ke Marne Hi Wala Tha Ki Use Yaad Aaya Ki Bijali To Do Din Se Band Hai!
Ek Din Pathan Apni Begam Ke Sath Ghumne Ja Raha Tha! Tabhi Ek Ladke Ne Aak Mari! Pathan: Tujhe Sharm Nahin Aati Mujhe Aak Marta Hai! Ladaka: Maine Tujhe Nahin Teri Bivi Ko Aak Mari Hai! Pathan: Maaf Karna Yaar Maine Tujhe Aise Hi Galat Samjha!
Adhyapika: Agar Main Teri Maa Ban Jau To Main Tujhe 2 Din Men Sudhar Dun! Pappu: Main Ghar Jakar Apne Papa Ko Bataunga Ki Papa Aapki Latari Lagne Wali Hai!
Pappu (Sone Se Pahle) "Dadi Is Ghar Men Ham 5 Log Rahte Hain Na Papa Mama Main Didi Aur Aap?" Dadi: Teri Shadi Hogi To 6 Ho Jayenge! Pappu: Didi Ki Shadi Hogi To Fir 5 Ho Jayenge? Dadi: Tera Bachcha Hoga Fir 6 Ho Jayenge! Pappu: Aap Maroge To Fir 5 Ho Jayenge? Dadi: So Ja Haramjade!
Professor: Galib Ki Aarju Thi Ki Mahbuba Ki Julfon Se Sharab Ke Katre Tapken Aur Wo Un Katron Ko Halak Men Utar Le Pappu: Sar Agar Un Men Juen Hoti To Galib Vo Bhi Halak Men Utar Lete? Professor: Galib Ki Yah Arju Apani Mahbuba Se Thi Teri Bebe Kolo Nahin
Pappu Apni Garlfrend Ke Ghar Uski Maa Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola "Main Aapki Ladki Se Shaadi Karna Chahta Hu" Maa Boli "Apna Naam Aur Pata Dete Jaiye Agar Hamen Koi Accha Ladka Nahin Mila To Ham Aapko Jarur Yaad Karenge"