One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition - If I were a Manager! All the students began to write except Pappu. The teacher went to him and asked the reason. Pappu replied, "I am waiting for my secretary"!
An English teacher asked students to write an essay on My Teacher. After some time, Pappu stands up and asked, "Madam Ji, Niri Agg Nu English Vich Ki Kehnde Ne?"
I don`t fear exams now because at the beginning of every answer. I shall write: `According to Rajnikanth.`
Boy: There is no ink in this pen Girl: Are u blind? there is ink in this pen Boy: Then write your phone number and Show.