Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up? Pappu: I want to be a millionaire, just like my dad. Teacher: Wow, your dad's a millionaire? Pappu: No, but he always wanted to be one!
Santa: I think I may be a talented photographer. Banta: What makes you believe so? Santa: I took just one picture with my camera phone and it asked me if I wanted to open a gallery!
Banta: Why did Sanjay Dutt got jailed and Salman Khan got acquitted? Santa: Because they both wanted it that way. Banta: Don't understand... Santa: Sanjay Dutt wanted to escape his wife from time to time, thus jail and even furloughs. And Salman hired the best because he didn't have a wife from who to escape!