What's so great about Shah Jahan making a Tajmahal for his wife Mumtaz? Sholay creator Ramesh Sippy has a river named in the US after his wife, Mrs. Sippy!
Friend 1: Why did your wife leave you? Friend 2: It's because of my concern towards the environment. Friend 1 (Confused): Please elaborate. Friend 2: I'd tried saving water by taking shower with the woman next door!
After spending all day watching on TV, a man fell asleep on a couch and spent the night in it. His wife woke him up in the morning. "It's ten to seven", she called. "in whose favour?"
I work with a Chinese guy called Kim and one time at a works function, we were having a drink and I said to him "Do you ever get fed up of us Westerners saying that all Chinese people look the same"? He replied, "Kim's at the bar getting drinks, I'm his wife!"
My wife threatened to divorce me if I didn't stop making Linkin Park references. But In the end it doesn't even matter!
My friend's wife crashed her car into some guy last night. She told the police that the guy was on his mobile and was drinking beer at the time of the accident. The police said he was entitled to do whatever he wanted in his own backyard!