A Boxing Day Test Match is one where you put all of Team India in a box and ship them back to India. Also called Ghar Wapsi!
Pappu: Ma'm, I want to go to the toilet. Teacher: I want to hear A-Z from you before I let you go. Pappu: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN_ _QRS_UVWX_Z! Teacher: Where is P, O, T, Y? Pappu: In my shorts.
Teacher: Where is your homework? Pappu: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!