4 boys were on a bike. Cop: Triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho? The boys were taken aback.. They looked behind... . . . . . and shouted in unison: Saalo Panchwa Kahan Gir Gya... ?? Jisne Party Deni Thi!
Jeeto: How many times must I tell you, Pappu - that one must keep one's eyes closed during prayer? Pappu: Yes mamma, how do you know my eyes were not closed?