"Mum", yelled Pappu from the kitchen, "You know that dish you were always worried that I would break?" Jeeto: Yes dear, what about it? Pappu: Well your worries are over.
Santa: I and Banta were stuck on an escalator for almost 2 hours due to power failure. Friend: You could have walked down. Santa: Actually we were going up!
Wife: Its my bad luck that I married you, otherwise lots of smart boys were interested in me. Husband: Of course they must be smart, thats why they escaped from you.
If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!