Unfriending on Facebook and blocking on WhatsApp is the . . . . . . . modern form of childhood 'Katti'!
On Whatsapp: Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya? Boy: Kyu? Girl: Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain. Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?
Ek Din Ek Aadmi Doctor Ke Pass Check Up Ke Liye Geya. Doctor: Aapko Aaram Kee Sakht Jarurat Hai. Ye Neend Kee Goli De Raha Hun, Ek Subah Aur Ek Sham Ko Apne 'Whatsapp' Group Members Ko Khila Dena!
Duniya Mein 2 Kaam Bahut Achhe Hue: Ek Toh Whatsapp Aane Se Pehle Padhai Complete Ho Gayi; Aur Dusra Maggi Band Hone Se Pehle Bachpan Nikal Geya!
Mujhe Meri GF Ne Hurt Kiya Toh Dil Karta Tha Ki Duniya Hi Chhod Doon. Lekin, Phir Mane Dil Ko Samjhaya. Yaar Tere Se Facebook Aur Whatsapp To Chhoda Nahi Jata, Duniya Kya Ghanta Chhodega!
Very effective 'Dhamki' by wife during the age of Smart Phones: Tum Jitna Time Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter Ko Doge; Mein Utna Time Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal Ko Dungi!