Banta: Did you you go to the doctor for your ailment? Santa: Yes, I did. Banta: Did he find out what you had? Santa: Very nearly. Banta: What do you mean, very nearly? Santa: Well, I had 450 bucks and he charged me 400!
Santa arrives home pretty late in a drunken state. Jeeto: Where've you been? Santa: Can't you guess where I've been? Jeeto: I can - but go on with your story!
Santa: I used to think drinking was bad for me. Banta: So what did you do for it? Santa: I gave up thinking!