Maths Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other. What do I have? Pappu: A drinking problem, obviously!
Banta: Did you you go to the doctor for your ailment? Santa: Yes, I did. Banta: Did he find out what you had? Santa: Very nearly. Banta: What do you mean, very nearly? Santa: Well, I had 450 bucks and he charged me 400!