what jokes

Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do you have?
Pappu: I dunno... but a drinking problem maybe!

Teacher to Pappu: What is number Seven, Even or Odd?
Pappu: Even.
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Pappu: Remove the 'S'!

Teacher to Pappu: What is number seven, Even or Odd?
Pappu: Even.
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Pappu: Remove the S!

Maths Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other. What do I have?
Pappu: A drinking problem, obviously!

Bunty: What is the difference between a girl's argument and a knife?
Pappu: A has a point!

What do you call a fart of Rajnikanth?
A: Rajnigandha!