what jokes

What does a butt massage give you?
Ass aaram!

What did Jaya say to Abhishek when she saw Amitabh coming home in a 'Rickshaw'?
Rickshey Mein Toh Woh Tumhaare Baap Lagte Hein!

What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?
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Jaswanti (Just 1 tea)!

What does a Chatterjee, a Banerjee and a Mukherjee feel after lunch on Sunday?
Letharjee!

What will be the name of the second child of Prakash Jha?
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Jha 2!

If FB is for Facebook, what does "K" stand for?