Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table. "You're so stupid," said Pappu. "That's enough" said their dad. "Pappu, say sorry to Pinky", added Santa. Pappu: I'm sorry you're so stupid!
Pappu to Bunty: I often pause and wonder at fate's peculiar ways. Bunty: Wonder what? Pappu: For nearly all famous men were born on holidays!
Preeto: Pappu, how is your little sister, Pinky? Pappu: Sick and bed-ridden. She hurt herself. Preeto: That's too bad. How did she do it? Pappu: We were playing who could lean furthest out of the window, and she won!
Teacher: What do you know about Ramayan and Mahabharat? Pappu: Both were great TV shows made by Ramanand Sagar and B.R.Chopra!
Bulk SMS ban for 15 days: Rajinikanth is responsible for it as too many Rajini SMS were being forwarded.
Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back. Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.