Ek Pagal Diary Likh Raha Tha: "Aaj Meri Bahan Ko Baccha Hone Wala Hai Pata Nahin Ladka Hoga Ya Ladaki Isliye Mujhe Ye Bhi Nahin Pata Ki Main " . . . . . . "Mama Banunga Ya Mami"
Kripya Ghanti Bajakar Intjaar Karen; Lagatar Ghanti Na Bajaye; Kyonki; Aane Wala Chalkar Aayega Udakar Nahin
Koi Dost Ho Tum Jaisa Koi Chahne Wala Ho Tum Jaisa; Koi Dil Se Pyara Ho Tum Jaisa; . . . . . . Pata Nahin Kyon Sab Mujhe Yahi Kahte Rahte Hain
Pathan1: Are! Is Bori Par N Baithana Varna Fat Jayegi! Pathan2: Kyon? Is Bori Men Gubbare Hai Kya? Pathan1: Nahin Keel Hai!
Suhagrat Par Patni Boli "Aap To Hajaro Men Ek Hain" Pati Ko Gussa A Gaya Aur Ek Jor Ka Thappad Markar Bola "Baki 999 Kaun Hain?
Pati Thake Hare Daftar Se Ghar Laute To Patni Se Bole: Kaskar Bhuk Lagi Hai Aaj Kya Milega Khane Ko? Patni Boli: Jo Pasand Ho Matar Panir Ki Sabji Rayta Bharvan Parantha Papad Aadi Jo Kisi Hotal Men Chalkar Khae Ja Sakte Hain Ya Fir Udad Ki Dal Jo Mujhse Jal Gai Hai