Rajanikanth was once on "Celebrity Wheel of Fortune" and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Completely irked, Jeeto was waiting for Santa at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume", snarled Jeeto, "That there's a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at eight o'clock in the morning!" "There is", said Santa. "Breakfast!"