A Starbucks opened in Hyderabad. Waiter: Kya Hona? Customer: Latte? Waiter: Hau Latoon. Ab Kya Hona Bolo? Customer: Waiter, Cappuccino. Waiter: Kaiku Doosro Ke cuppa Chinu, Andar Bahut cuppa Hain. Customer: Ek Mocca Hona. Waiter: Mauka Sab Ku Hona Life Mein Ek Baar. Ab Kya Hona Bolo? Starbucks closed!
Waiter brings the bill. Alia Bhatt: Yeh Kisi Aur Ka Bill Ley Aaye Kya Aap? Waiter: Kyon M'am, Yeh Aapka Hi Bill Hai. Alia Bhatt: Arre... Lekin Maine VAT Aur Service Tax To Order Hi Nahi Kiya Tha!