Techer: Usane Kapade Dhoe Aur Use Kapade Dhone Pade In Donon Vakyon Men Antar Batao? Pappu: Sar Pahle Vakya Se Vyakti Ke Avivahit Hone Aur Dusre Se Uske Vivahit Hone Ka Pata Chalta Hai
Vivahit Pati: Hipnotis Karna Kya Hota Hai? Patni: Kisi Ko Apne Control Men Karke Apni Marji Ke Kaam Karvaana! Pati: Chal Jhuthi! Use To Shadi Kahte Hain!
Sabhi Vivahit Mahilaon Ko Samarpit: Maut Sirf Naam Se Badnaam Hai; Varna Taklif To Jindagi Hi Jyada Deti Hai; Aur; Bivi Bhi Sirf Naam Se Badnaam Hai; Varna Taklif Men Sirf Vahi Sath Deti Hai
Professor: Vivahit Stri Par Kis Prakar Ke Bhavon Ka Prabhav Padata Hai Vidyarthi: Ji Pati Ke Swabhav Ka Aur Baajaar Ke Bhaav Ka