Vakil: Tum Ne Pulis Officer Ki Hatheli Par Jalti Hue Sigret Kyon Rakhi? Pathan: Ye Hamko Bola Kaam Karwana Hai To Pahle Mutthi Garm Karo!
Mujarim: Koshish Karna Umra Kaid Ho Fansi Na Ho Pathan Vakil: Tum Bilkul Bhi Chinta Na Karo Kort Ke Faisle Ke Baad: Mujarim: Kya Hua? Pathan: Badi Mushkil Se Umra Kaid Karvai Adalat To Tumhe Riha Kar Rahi Thi
Jaj: Tumne Jhut Bolne Ki Koshish Ki Hai Tumhen Iski Bhi Saja Milegi Pathan: Bilkul Galat! Vakil Ke Hote Hue Mujhe Kya Jarurat Hai Jhut Bolne Ki A
Patni Apne Pati Se: Aap Vakil Ho Na To Batao Ki Umra Kaid Se Badi Koi Saza Hoti Hai Kya? Pati: Ha Hoti Hai Na Main Itne Saalon Se Bhugat To Raha Hu