Aaj Tum Pe Aansuon Ki Barsaat Hogi; Fir Wahi Kadakti Kali Raat Hogi; Sms N Karke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera; Ja Tere Badan Men Khujali Saari Raat Hogi
Pathan Raat Ko So Raha Tha Ki Achanak Uska Fon Baja Dusari Taraf Se Ladki Ki Aawaz Thi "Main Tainu Samjhawa Ki Na Tere Bina Lagda Ji" Pathan: To Tum Mujh Se Shadi Kar Lo Dusari Taraf Se Awaz Ai "Is Gane Ko Apni Coller Tune Banane Ke Liye 2 Dabayen"
Pappu Bus Stop Par Khadi Ek Ladki Se Bola "I Lov U"A Pappu Ki Bat Sunate Hi Ladaki Ne Use Ek Thappad Rasid Kar Diya Aur Boli " Ab Bol Kya Bola?" Pappu: Jab Tune Suna Nahin To Chanta Kyon Mara?
Ek Aadmi Ne Bhagwan Se Pucha: Tune Bachpana Diyachin Liya; Jawani Dichin Le; Paisa Diyavapas Le Liya; Ab Ye Bivi Di Hai To; Dekar Bhul Gaya Kya?