Teacher to Pappu: What is pie by 4 quarter amplitude phase modulation? Pappu: Bimbak Alak Chik Dadi Bamba Teacher: Didn't get you. Pappu: Same here babes... same here!
At the site of an active volcano: New geologist: I just saw Rajinikanth covered in towel pass by me. Old geologist: Yeah, he comes here evey weekend. New geologist: What for? And that too in a towel? Old geologist: For a sauna bath inside the hot steaming volcano.