Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak? Pappu: All of them were born on government holidays
Teacher: Who was Akbar? Pappu: Akbar was Gay. Teacher: What? Are you mad? Why did you say that? Pappu: We have heard about Laila-Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Sohni-Mahiwal and even Romeo-Juliet who were all different gender couples; but Akbar-Birbal!
Santa to his friend, "I and Banta were stuck on the escalator for almost 4 hours. Friend: Why didn't you walk down? Santa: Because we were going up!
Judge: Why were you arrested? Santa: For shopping early. Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, How early were you shopping? Santa: Before the shop opened.
Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes. Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!
Banta: What do you mean by telling everyone I am deaf and dumb? Santa: That's not true. I never said you were deaf!