Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class. Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
Teacher: Why are the "Middle Ages" sometimes called the "Dark Ages"? Pappu: Because there were so many Knights!
Santa: Dude, you were so drunk last night at the party. Banta: No I wasn't. Santa: O ya, you called a taxi to take you home. Banta: I didn't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving. Santa: The party was at your house!
SANTA & BANTA WERE HANGING ON TREE, SUDDENLY SANTA FELL. BANTA ASKED: KU BE THAK GAYA? SANTA ANSWERED: NAHIN PAK GAYA.