Zindagi Mein Jab Aapko Koi Raasta Dikhai Na De. . . Koi Manzil, Koi Dost, Yeh Koi Apna Dikhai Na De.. . .. ... .... Then call me, Main Tumhe "Eye Specialist" Ke Paas Le Chalunga!
Maths Teacher: What is a line? Pappu: A line is a dot that's going for a walk. Teacher: Then what are parallel lines? Pappu: A dot going for a walk with his girlfriend!
Teacher: If you think you are good and fast in maths then tell me what is 12 x 45 = ? Pappu: 132 Teacher: That's wrong. Pappu: But it is fast!
Santa: The mudpack definitely improved my wife's looks but then... Banta: Then what happened? Santa: It fell off.