Yadi Kaam Ke Hisab Se Bhartiyon Ke Naam Rakhe Jayen To 90% Bhartiyon Ka Naam Hoga Raychand Aur Baki Bache 10% Ke Naam Hukum Chand
Pathan: Mis Aapne Mujhe Mis Kaul Ki Thi Kya Kam Tha Mujhse? Techer: Maine To Kaul Nahin Ki! Pathan: To Fir Mere Mobile Pe Cu Likha Tha 'Ek Mis Kaul'!
Pathan: Mere Marne Ke Baad Tumhen Mere Jaisa Dusra Aadmi Nahin Milega! Salma: Tumhen Kisne Kah Diya Ki Main Dusra Aadmi Bhi Tumhare Jaisa Hi Chahati Hun!
Pathan Ne Apane Bachche Ka Naam MQM Rakha Dost: Aapko To MQM Se Nafrat Hai Fir Aapne Bete Ka Naam MQM Kyon Rakha? Pathan: Hum Sari Duniya Ko Batana Chahta Hai Pathan MQM Ka Baap Hai
Pathan Apni Ladki Se "Mis Aapne Mujhe Kal Mis Cal Kyon Di Thi?" Ladki: Maine To Aap Ko Koi Miss Call Nahin Di Pathan: To Kal Mere Mobile Pe Ye Kyon Likha A Raha Tha "1 Miss Call"
Pappu Ki Maa Pappu Ko Danttee Hue "Tu Hamesha Kharab Bachchon Ke Saath Khelta Hai Achchhe Bachchon Ke Saath Kyon Nahin Khelta?" Pappu: Kaise Khelun Achchhe Bachchon Ki Mammi Unhen Mere Saath Khelne Se Mana Kar Deti Hai!