Teacher: Tum kahaan paida hue? Student: Sir, Thiruvananthapuram main. Teacher: Spelling bataao. Student: Sir, ab mujhe lagta hai, main GOA main paida hua tha!!
Teacher: Laparvahi ke karan kisi Business ke Close ho jane ka koi ek Example do. Student: Sir.. Callgirl ka Pregnant ho jana!!
Teacher: Ye kiska Signature hai “@@@@@@@” Student: Meri mummy ka. Teacher: Aisa kaisa naam hai? Student: Ji, wo unka naam hai “JALEBI BAI”