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Teacher: Tum kahaan paida hue? Student: Sir, Thiruvananthapuram main. Teacher: Spelling bataao. Student: Sir, ab mujhe lagta hai, main GOA main paida hua tha!!
Teacher: Laparvahi ke karan kisi Business ke Close ho jane ka koi ek Example do. Student: Sir.. Callgirl ka Pregnant ho jana!!