Bunty: Why did our class teacher come to your house last night. Something to complain or what? Pappu: Actually, I've been suffering from insomnia so my parents requested the teacher to come and teach me something and I can fall asleep!
Teacher: Tum kahaan paida hue? Student: Sir, Thiruvananthapuram main. Teacher: Spelling bataao. Student: Sir, ab mujhe lagta hai, main GOA main paida hua tha!!