takeaway jokes

How do you ask your 'Massi' to take a dip in a pool?
Diplomacy!

In 2010, Rajinikanth released a film named - ROBOT.
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In 3010, some Robot will probably release a film named Rajinikanth to take revenge!

Doctor: Do not take alcohol. It is a slow death.
Santa: I am in no hurry to die!