suraj barjatya jokes

Pappu: Papa Suraj Dharti Se Kitni Dur Hai?
Santa: Mujhe Nahin Pata
Pappu: Aap Ki Isi Nasamjhi Ki Saja Mujhe Kal Skool Men Milegi

Suraj To Aise Jal Raha Hai Jaise...
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Rishtedar Hamari Tarakki Par Jalte Hain

Ek bacche ne dusre bacche se pucha:
agar din mai suraj nahi lagta to kya hoga?

dusre bacche ne jabab diya or kya bijli ka bill bad jayenga!