started joke chords

Army officer's wife to Sahayak: Main Nahane Jaa Rahi Hun. Gas Pe Cooker Chadhaya hai... Teen Seeti Sunte Hi Gas Bandh Kar Dena.
Sahayak: Jee Memsahib.
Ma'm had just started bath when Sahayak knocks.
Officer's Wife: Kya hai?
Sahayak: Seeti Aap Bajayenge Ya Sahib?

"Arctic Ocean has started receding"
Rumours are Rajini Sir has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge!