Pappu: Our teacher has a bad memory. Jeeto: How come? Pappu: For 3 days, she asked us how much is 6 and 6. We told her it was 12.She still doesn't know.Today she asked us again!
Teacher: Can you spell 'Caterpillar'? Pappu: How much time I have? Teacher: Why? Pappu: Because I want to wait until it changes into a butterfly. I can spell that!