Bashful Pappu: I want a present for a young lady. Store Salesman: Sister or fiancee? Pappu: Well hmm - she hasn't said what she would be yet!
Pappu to his sister, Pinky: I cried today when I failed in 2 subjects. Pinky: But you seem to be very happy now. Pappu: Yes, I learnt my friend, Bunty failed in 5 subjects!