Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you're so late? Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell. Teacher: So? Pappu: Couldn't find it at first. But now I'm here!
कल गन्ने के ठेले पर रस पीते टाईम हार्टअटैक आते आते बचा... जब एक महिला Impression झाड़ते हुए बोली... Bro! Please Give Me, . . . . . . . . काला नूण!