Adhyapak Chhatra Se: Jo Dusre Ko Apni Baat N Samjha Sake Vo Ek Nambar Ka Gadha Hota Hai! . .. ... Pappu: Sar Kya Matlab! Main Samjha Nahi Aap Kya Kah Rahe Hain?
Pappu Bola: Tujhme Rab Dikhta Yaara Main Kya Karu? Ladaki Boli: Darshan Kar Prasad Kha Puja Kar Aur Aage Nikal Bachche Aur Bhi Bhakt Khade Hain Line Lagakar
Banta Jab Rishte Ke Liye Tasvir Khinchva Raha Tha To Piche Khada Gadha Bhi Tasvir Men A Gaya Tab Banta Ne Yah Likhkar Tasvir Bheji "Main Dahini Taraf Khada Hu"!
Gadha Jo Khaye Woh Ghas Ho Tum; Buddhe Ka Chyawanprash Ho Tum; Idiot Stupid Bakwaas Ho Tum; Par Jo Bhi Ho Yaar, Dost Jhakaas Ho Tum!